I know what you're thinking: “Where can I get a hot mess express, mildew-on-the-walls, sea foam green kitchen tile with a white fridge piece of prime real estate in this Chip and Joanna hoppin' market?” If I've heard it once, I've heard it literally maybe only 2-3 other times in my entire adult life. Not only do I got you, I got you twice. This diamond-in-the-super-rough is a duplex! One side is one bed/one bath. The other is 2 beds/one bath. Investment income? Say less. Let's start with the kitchen. The look is: The Brady Family. Paint those cabinets, baby! Paint the tile, knock it out, or leave it to remind yourself that the Jimmy Carter era maybe wasn't so bad. The living room? How about you flex on your in-laws by showing them you know how to repair holes in a wall?…because there are def holes in the wall. But Lowe's is a place where everybody knows your name, and they got the goods to help you turn those holes into a whole lot of damage free wall. Look little darlings, this is your classic elbow-grease investment property. Live on one side, rent the other. Rent both sides and double your money. Get your sledge hammer and muster all of your God-given American grit. Get your buddies and a case of Miller Lite and go to town. Flip this gem into a money maker and you'll be all the better for it. And please remember that before he was a president, Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer. He had grit, and so do you, and so do those old cabinets in this duplex that has your name written all over it.